Carved by wind, water and dinosaur tears, slot canyons can be hundreds of feet deep and so narrow you have to cram yourself through sideways. Slot canyons are nice because you don’t have to make very many decisions in them. Some are deep, some are wide, some are wet and some are dry, but none of them will shove tiny glass shards in your texting fingers. Southern Utah has more tiny, narrow cracks than a shattered iPhone screen. “Should I hike a slot canyon this year?” That one is simple: Yes!
“Should I get a turtle or a dirtbike?” Could go either way. Making decisions is hard, #amirite? There are so many choices in this modern world! “Should I diversify my IRA or bury it in the backyard?” Depends on your short-term goals.
